The Hoodie
$—Heavyweight fleece. Always a hoodie. Big front pocket for taco hands.
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I rate Mexican
restaurants.
The unit
is crunchy tacos.
As a self-proclaimed Taco Influencer, I'm here to tell you which tacos I like the most. There's no science behind it. I just like tacos.
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§ 02 / Scoreboard
The Scoreboard.
Updated: —
Source: my mouth
Tacos eaten
0
all-time / counting
Restaurants reviewed
0
of 0 in directory
Top score given
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held by: nobody yet
Cities visited
0
across Wake County
How the score works
Each spot gets between zero and five crunchy tacos. Half tacos exist. The grading is unscientific. There's no science behind it. I just like tacos.
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Taco Bell.
You'd get the same thing at the drive-thru. Save the trip.
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Meh.
It is fine. You will not write a poem about it.
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Solid.
A respectable taco. Bring a friend. Get the salsa.
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Más Por Favor.
Order another round. Then maybe a third. Drive across town for these.
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Tacomaxxing.
Peak taco. Cancel your plans. Reorder before leaving.
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Stickers.
Koozies.
Hoodies.
Always.
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The Koozie
$—Keeps your drink cold while your tacos do the heavy lifting.
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