Taco Matt holding two tacos in front of a moody Mexican restaurant interior, with the words TACO MATT stamped over the scene.

I rate Mexican
restaurants.
The unit
is crunchy tacos.

As a self-proclaimed Taco Influencer, I'm here to tell you which tacos I like the most. There's no science behind it. I just like tacos.

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§ 02 / Scoreboard

The Scoreboard.

Updated: —
Source: my mouth
Tacos eaten
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all-time / counting
Restaurants reviewed
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Top score given
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held by: nobody yet
Hottest sauce survived
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awaiting first tear
How the score works

Each spot gets between zero and five crunchy tacos. Half tacos exist. The grading is unscientific. There's no science behind it. I just like tacos.

  • Taco Bell.

    You'd get the same thing at the drive-thru. Save the trip.

  • Meh.

    It is fine. You will not write a poem about it.

  • Solid.

    A respectable taco. Bring a friend. Get the salsa.

  • Más Por Favor.

    Order another round. Then maybe a third. Drive across town for these.

  • Tacomaxxing.

    Peak taco. Cancel your plans. Reorder before leaving.

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§ 04 / Merch

Shirts. Stickers. Hoodies — always.

The Hero Tee

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Photo print of the man and the meat. Black tee, soft hand.

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Sticker Pack

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Five vinyl stickers. One taco. One score. Three you have to earn.

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Heavyweight fleece. Always a hoodie. Big front pocket for taco hands.

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Type the place. Hit send. I read every one. I will probably show up.

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